God Bless Gchat.

I cannot say enough good things about "the chat". It consumes about 60% of my day. It provides an outlet for me to share my latest online shopping finds, random sites and the opportunity to vent about whoever may be driving me nuts at the moment.

Two of my all time favorite gchat partners are my friends Maggie and Ann. Maggie sent me a disturbing picture of an actual bride and groom today. Horrified, I naturally passed along the gem of a photo to Ann, who responded on the chat like this:

Ann: omg I'm embarrassed

this is grotesque

are they at an art museum?!

Ann: hands down

they look like stills from the beginning of a porno

a bad porno

sad, sad wedding day for all.

Ann: where are this girls bridesmaids?

if a photographer so much as insinuates I'm supposed to lie down on an art museum bench, you better step in. its expected of you. as bridesmaid. because in order for me to even have considered something like this i would be under heavy influence of drugs which means i need saving

let alone have my new husband lie on top of me. OMG I'm getting all worked up.

Ann: who is this photographer?

this is the kinda guy who moonlights in porn

this girl just seems too into it too

I don't understand people

ill be back i need to go outside

Ladies and Gentlemen, Ann Meilinger.