Karma.

At work on Thursday evening, I discovered a mouse in the stock room. He ran out from under the garbage to underneath a table.

On Saturday morning I found that same mouse dead. He had been poisoned.

I blame myself.

Mighty mouse not so mighty when poisoned. Boo.

Ummmmmmmmm...

Is this Ice Cream Cone....covered...



In.......DONUTS????????!!!!!

Mind. Blown.

Capital T-Timon.

He's a badass.

I like this quote...

Not to get all inspirational. But dag nab it, this quote in inspiring. Be inspired.

God Bless Gchat.

I cannot say enough good things about "the chat". It consumes about 60% of my day. It provides an outlet for me to share my latest online shopping finds, random sites and the opportunity to vent about whoever may be driving me nuts at the moment.

Two of my all time favorite gchat partners are my friends Maggie and Ann. Maggie sent me a disturbing picture of an actual bride and groom today. Horrified, I naturally passed along the gem of a photo to Ann, who responded on the chat like this:

Ann: omg I'm embarrassed

this is grotesque

are they at an art museum?!

Ann: hands down

they look like stills from the beginning of a porno

a bad porno

sad, sad wedding day for all.

Ann: where are this girls bridesmaids?

if a photographer so much as insinuates I'm supposed to lie down on an art museum bench, you better step in. its expected of you. as bridesmaid. because in order for me to even have considered something like this i would be under heavy influence of drugs which means i need saving

let alone have my new husband lie on top of me. OMG I'm getting all worked up.

Ann: who is this photographer?

this is the kinda guy who moonlights in porn

this girl just seems too into it too

I don't understand people

ill be back i need to go outside

Ladies and Gentlemen, Ann Meilinger.

Lets just jump right in.

I'm dressed like a soccer mom today. I didn't do it on purpose. I don't mean to give off the impression of looking like I drive a mini van, but today my subconscious took over and said, "When did you have six kids?"

I can't believe I had this thing floating around the internet for over A YEAR and I haven't posted anything. I shall make up for that by posting a zillion posts today. This is so much better than doing actual work.

Today begins my vow to not shop for clothing/shoes/purses for 40 days and 40 nights. You may think this is not a big deal. You may think to yourself, "lots of people do this". If you've seen my bedroom you are probably saying, "Thank the Holy Lord, she has way too much crap."

I may or may not have forgotten all about this.

I have a Blog!!!! I 100% forgot about this!!! I really need to learn to finish things I start. Soooo, I'M BACK. Watch out internet.